MisteRogers' Neighborhood1968

X the Owl:
[Lady Aberlin and Audrey Duck visit X the Owl] Are you going to a costume party?

Lady Aberlin:
Why do you ask that?

X the Owl:
Well I knew Henrietta was going off for the day but I didn't think she had to dress up funny.

Lady Aberlin:
We don't understand you, X.

X the Owl:
Isn't that Henrietta under that funny duck costume? I mean what a costume.

[laughs]

Audrey Duck:
Duck costume?

Lady Aberlin:
X, don't you know Audrey Duck?

X the Owl:
Yeah, she's Hen's good friend.

Lady Aberlin:
This IS Audrey Duck.

X the Owl:
Come on, don't try to kid me. She doesn't look like a real duck.

Audrey Duck:
But I AM a real duck. And my name IS Audrey. And what you're saying is making me feel awful.

X the Owl:
Uh oh... Uh, let me get a closer look at you. Oh am I ever sorry. You ARE Audrey Duck, aren't you?

Audrey Duck:
Yes I am. And I'm going to visit my friends at school. Good bye!