MisteRogers' Neighborhood1968

King Friday XIII:
[angry] The royal Hula Mouse lives in THIS castle.

Lady Elaine Fairchilde:
[appears] What's going on?

King Friday XIII:
Fairchilde, you are forever interfering in my business.

Lady Elaine Fairchilde:
[indifferently] And what is your business, toots?

King Friday XIII:
The castle is my business.

Lady Elaine Fairchilde:
This is a great mouse you have here.

Lady Aberlin:
You can say that again.

King Friday XIII:
[anger increasing] And he lives with US!

Lady Elaine Fairchilde:
Well, we know that. Listen to the surprise.

King Friday XIII:
[practically shouting] H.M. lives HERE!

Lady Aberlin:
Uncle Friday, we're not talking about him living anywhere else.

[hands King Friday the spinning toy]

King Friday XIII:
[curtly] What does this contraption have to do with it?

Lady Aberlin:
[trying to stay reasonable and cheer up her uncle] I just thought you might enjoy it.

King Friday XIII:
[furious] Oh, BALDERDASH!

[throws toy to the ground, breaking it]

King Friday XIII:
My rules are my rules! [storms off]