Mister Ed1958

Carol Post:
If you were in the desert with Mister Ed and me, and there was enough water for two of us, who would get the water?

Wilbur Post:
You and Ed, of course.

Carol Post:
If there was just enough water for one of us, who would get it?

Wilbur Post:
Well, uh...

Carol Post:
Why is it taking you so long to answer?

Wilbur Post:
You, you'd get the water.

Carol Post:
Well, that's better.

Wilbur Post:
Unless you'd care to give yours to Ed, I mean, I gave my water to you.

Carol Post:
You'd give all of the water to Mister Ed.

Wilbur Post:
Don't be ridiculous. I'd have only one choice, of course.

Carol Post:
Of course, who?

Wilbur Post:
Who?

Carol Post:
While you're choosing between us, I could be fainting on that desert.

Wilbur Post:
So could Ed, and he'd be a lot heavier to drag back into town.