Mister Ed1958

Carol Post:
How did you like Kay in leotards?

Roger Addison:
She looks like a plucked chicken trying to wriggle off a butcher hook.

Carol Post:
[exiting] I'll tell her what you said.

Wilbur Post:
You had your lunch?

Roger Addison:
No. Why?

Wilbur Post:
I think you just lost your dinner.

Roger Addison:
Well, the way Kay cooks, my loss is my stomache's gain.