Mister Ed1958

Roger Addison:
[looks at a $40 parking ticket that Ralph got] I am not paying this ticket.

Ralph:
Oh, brother-in-law, you don't want me to go to jail, do you?

Roger Addison:
You bet your sweet...

Kay Addison:
[cutting Roger off] Doll!

Roger Addison:
Kay, I am not paying that parking ticket. Ralph got the ticket. Let him pay it himself from the money out of his unemployment check.

Kay Addison:
Absoulutely not! You heard the poor boy at how long he waited in line to collect it.

Roger Addison:
You are incredible... both of you! That't it! I'm going out to play golf.

Kay Addison:
You can't.

Roger Addison:
Why not?

Kay Addison:
I already promised Ralph that he could borrow your clubs this afternoon.

Ralph:
You can have them tomorrow, Roger.

Roger Addison:
Great! Now, I'll have to go shopping for new golf clubs!