Mister Ed1958

Gordon Kirkwood:
[enters laughing] Wilbur, I just saw the whole thing. If that's your way of making friends, how do you make enemies?

Wilbur Post:
I don't know. I can't explain it. Around my father-in-law... I just... I am not myself.

Gordon Kirkwood:
[still giddy] Well, who ever you are you're not his type!

Wilbur Post:
I just can't explain it. I need to make him happy because if he's not happy, Carol is not happy. I am so afraid around him, I just can't think straight or do anything right. You know, if I had any sense I'd do it.

Gordon Kirkwood:
Do what?

Wilbur Post:
Sit out the entire two weeks that he's here in his airport locker.