Mock the Week

Mock the Week2005

Mock the Week is a British topical, satirical celebrity panel show, that was created by Dan Patterson and Mark Leveson, the same people responsible for the comedy game show Whose Line Is It Anyway?. Performers deliver mostly prepared answers on diff… more »



Hugh Dennis:
[the panel are asked what to do about bird flu. Hugh is a Tory MP; Rory is the Duke of Edinburgh] Well, personally I think we ought to do away with all birds, including swans.

Team Captain:
They belong to my wife, you bastard!

Hugh Dennis:
Oh, yeah. I've shagged your wife, as well.

Team Captain:
You lucky devil! I haven't had sex with her for nearly sixty years!

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