Mock the Week2005

Al Murray:
[during Ask The Politician segment]

[as the voice of the silent majority]

Al Murray:
[when asked law they would bring in to make Britain a better place] Well, I think it's time for the decent, honest, hard-working, law-abiding, tax-paying, normal, sensible, reasonable, down-to-earth, hard-working, normal, law-abiding, down-to-earth, sensible, reasonable people, hard-working, law-abiding, tax-paying, fleeced, decent, honest, hard-working, law-abiding, NORMAL, decent, reasonable, sensible, law-abiding, normal, hard-working people of this country who don't want to pay their speeding fines regardless of how fast we may have been going the wrong way up the slip road on a phone, no seatbelt, no tax, no MOT, no insurance whilst eating a burger and receiving aural sex on the telephone - haven't you got anything better to do, officer? - it's time for us... to SPEAK! And... bring back hanging, obviously.