Modern Family2009

Cameron Tucker:
Nobody likes a crying baby on a flight. It's very stressful.

Phil Dunphy:
Last year I was in a plane from New York. There was a baby next to me that wouldn't stop crying the whole flight.

Cameron Tucker:
Hey, I was on that flight, and there was no... Oh, I see. You were making fun of me. Very funny.

Phil Dunphy:
We didn't get tickets to Billy Elliot.

Cameron Tucker:
He just wanted to dance. It's my life story.

Phil Dunphy:
Five hours of this.

Cameron Tucker:
[Irish accent] Ah jes' wanna dance at th' ballet!