Modern Family2009

Phil Dunphy:
[seeing Haley and Alex scrubbing the kitchen] Whoa. What's all this?

Haley Dunphy:
Mom heard us say we were bored.

Phil Dunphy:
Suckers.

Alex Dunphy:
She heard us from outside!

Haley Dunphy:
She has super-good hearing, like a seeing eye dog. They have overdeveloped hearing to make up for the fact... wait, the dogs aren't blind. Wait, are they? No, that wouldn't make sense.

Alex Dunphy:
[to Phil] You're right. If I wait long enough, she can get there by herself.

Phil Dunphy:
[his cell phone rings] Quick, girls. Famous Danny from "Moonstruck". Aiello?

Mitchell Pritchett:
Hey, Phil, I'm glad I caught ya.

Phil Dunphy:
What's up?

Mitchell Pritchett:
Uh, it's about Steven and Stefan. They want to see that house on Briar again.

Phil Dunphy:
Really? I showed it to them five times. Last time we were there, I think they got mail.

Mitchell Pritchett:
Yeah, well, that's why I'm calling. They hate upsetting people. Unless, of course, it's me. Then they don't mind waking me up at seven a.m., asking me to call you.

Phil Dunphy:
It's no problem. I'm just hanging around. Kind of bored, really.

[Haley and Alex gasp]

Phil Dunphy:
What?

[Phil gasps as he realizes what he just said]