Modern Family2009

Gloria Delgado-Pritchett:
Jay, what are you wearing? You can't go to church like that.

Jay Pritchett:
Well, that settles it then. I'm going golfing.

Gloria Delgado-Pritchett:
You're gonna miss church again? Last Sunday, you said that you had to go the office. The week before, you had breakfast with a friend.

Manny Delgado:
And before that, you thought you had a cold that turned out not to be a cold.

Jay Pritchett:
Because I babied it.

Gloria Delgado-Pritchett:
You don't have to convince us. You have to convince Him.

Jay Pritchett:
Who, God? Me and God are good.

Gloria Delgado-Pritchett:
How would you know?

Jay Pritchett:
Look, you feel God in church, which is great. I feel God out in nature, amongst his works.

Gloria Delgado-Pritchett:
Are you gonna go to church next week?

Jay Pritchett:
We'll see.

Gloria Delgado-Pritchett:
I know what "we'll see" means. If you're done with church, just say it.

Jay Pritchett:
I'm done with church.

Gloria Delgado-Pritchett:
Don't say that!