Modern Family2009

Phil Dunphy:
Councilwoman Dunphy, how do you respond to allegations that you look super sexy in your new suit?

Claire Dunphy:
I haven't been elected yet. Come on, kids! We gotta vote! Honey, come on. Please stop filming.

Phil Dunphy:
I'm just excited. After today, you are going to be a councilwoman and I am going to be a First Husband.

Claire Dunphy:
Well, if you don't stop filming, you're going to be *my* first husband. All right, everybody, come on! You know what you're doing, kids? You guys are manning the phone banks. Alex, you're in charge of that.

Haley Dunphy:
What? Why is she in charge? And wh-what's a phone bank?

Alex Dunphy:
That's why.