Modern Family2009

Gloria Delgado-Pritchett:
Tell me the truth, Jay. Did you put the keys in my bag?

Jay Pritchett:
...No.

Gloria Delgado-Pritchett:
I won't be mad.

Jay Pritchett:
In order to prove a point, I may have put the keys...

Gloria Delgado-Pritchett:
[Punches Jay repeatedly in the arm] I knew it!

Jay Pritchett:
Why did I give you such a big watch?

Gloria Delgado-Pritchett:
Why, Jay? What point were you trying to make?

Jay Pritchett:
I just wanted you to be more organized. You can be a little scatterbrained sometimes.

Gloria Delgado-Pritchett:
You are the one whose brains are going to be scattered! Manny, hand me the gun!