Modern Family2009

Luke Dunphy:
I am so sick of you two fighting all the time! You're a bad big sister, and you're a bad little sister! And you're both bad big sisters to me! Be normaler.

[goes back to his room]

Haley Dunphy:
Wow.

Alex Dunphy:
I've never seen him like that.

Haley Dunphy:
Well, we do kind of neglect him. And if you think about it, he is kind of our little sister.

Alex Dunphy:
Remember how we used to dress him up?

Haley Dunphy:
I miss her.

Haley Dunphy:
I hear you, and I don't like where this is going!

Haley Dunphy:
You get the lipstick, I'll get the bra and tennis balls.

Luke Dunphy:
[singsong] Betty Luke!

Luke Dunphy:
I will burn this house down!