Modern Family

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Modern Family is an American television mockumentary family sitcom that premiered on ABC on September 23, 2009, which follows the lives of Jay Pritchett and his family, all of whom live in suburban Los Angeles. Pritchett's family includes his second… more »



Mitchell Pritchett:
Hey, dad?

Jay Pritchett:
Don't need to talk about it. I was out of line comin' down there. It won't happen again. Scotch is at the bar.

Mitchell Pritchett:
No, I've been giving this a lot of thought.

Jay Pritchett:
I guess we're gonna talk about it.

Mitchell Pritchett:
I was rude to you. I think I was just annoyed by all the lawyer jokes. I mean, let's be honest, you don't exactly beam with pride over what I do for a living.

Jay Pritchett:
Mockery is the sincerest form of flattery.

Mitchell Pritchett:
I'm pretty sure that's not the saying, but... um, you know, Manny told me a story about his friend Danielle. Whew, she sounds like a real piece of work, by the way. But, uh, it made me realize that I take myself a little too seriously.

Jay Pritchett:
Listen, it goes without saying I've always been proud of you, and I brag about you all the time. So if I say "What do lawyers use as birth control?" and the answer is "Their personalities", I want you to know I'm not referring to you. You don't need any birth control.

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