Modern Family2009

Mitchell Pritchett:
Hey, Dad. Uh, did you know that the accident was Gloria's fault?

Jay Pritchett:
Yes. I mean, I wasn't there, but she's a horrible driver. If she hit ten cars, I wouldn't be surprised.

Mitchell Pritchett:
If you knew that it was her fault, why did you get me involved?

Jay Pritchett:
Because someone has to tell her she's in the wrong, and better you than me.

Mitchell Pritchett:
That's great. Here I am thinking that my dad actually respects me as a lawyer, and really you're just throwing me to the wolves.

Jay Pritchett:
Can't it be both?

Mitchell Pritchett:
Okay. Dad, it... it doesn't bother you in the least that your gay son is the only one tough enough to stand up to your wife?

Jay Pritchett:
Go get 'em, Rocky. See you later.

Cameron Tucker:
[calling out before Jay hangs up] Your father and I had a moon landing in the locker room.

Jay Pritchett:
[hanging up the phone] What's the matter with you?