Modern Family2009

Claire Dunphy:
How was your day with my dad?

Phil Dunphy:
Awkward, actually. He, um... he cried a little.

Claire Dunphy:
My dad?

Phil Dunphy:
Shh.

Mitchell Pritchett:
Dad what?

Claire Dunphy:
He cried.

Phil Dunphy:
No, I didn't say he cried.

Cameron Tucker:
Who cried?

Mitchell Pritchett:
My dad.

Phil Dunphy:
Stop!

Cameron Tucker:
Why would you make Jay sob like that?

Phil Dunphy:
I didn't make him sob. He... teared up when I found this poem he wrote for his mom as a boy.

Cameron Tucker, Claire Dunphy, Mitchell Pritchett:
Aw!

Gloria Delgado-Pritchett:
[entering] What is "aw"?

Mitchell Pritchett:
Phil saw Dad cry.

Cameron Tucker:
Jay misses his mama.

Phil Dunphy:
Everybody stop!

Jay Pritchett:
[entering] Is anybody hungry?

[seeing everybody looking at him weirdly]

Jay Pritchett:
What?

Gloria Delgado-Pritchett:
You cried for your mommy.

Jay Pritchett:
Oh, crap. I did not.