Modern Family2009

Andre:
She wore you down, didn't she?

Phil Dunphy:
This is not about Claire. I really want to sell you the car.

Andre:
It's sad. She got you to believe that.

Phil Dunphy:
No, I... turns out I'm just not a convertible guy.

Andre:
Well, your loss is my gain. It's a sweet ride, Phil.

Phil Dunphy:
Right?

Andre:
It really is. Ugh. Uh-oh.

Phil Dunphy:
What?

Andre:
I'm getting, like, a whiff of mildew.

Phil Dunphy:
I don't smell anything.

Andre:
Yep, that's mildew.

Phil Dunphy:
What?

Andre:
This car has been in a flood. It's a Katrina car. I'm offended that you tried to sell me a Katrina car, Phil.

Phil Dunphy:
Your wife won't let you have a convertible, will she?

Andre:
We will never know, 'cause I'm afraid to ask.