Modern Family

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Modern Family is an American television mockumentary family sitcom that premiered on ABC on September 23, 2009, which follows the lives of Jay Pritchett and his family, all of whom live in suburban Los Angeles. Pritchett's family includes his second… more »



Claire Dunphy:
So, where is she? Where's Mom?

Jay Pritchett:
Yeah, let's get the weirdness over with.

Mitchell Pritchett:
Well, I thought she was coming with you.

Claire Dunphy:
Oh, no, no. I haven't seen Mom since, let's see... oh, she made out with my ex-boyfriend last night.

Jay Pritchett:
What?

Claire Dunphy:
Yeah.

Mitchell Pritchett:
No, my God!

Claire Dunphy:
Yeah, yeah. And then she took off with him, didn't come back to the house until after I was asleep. And then this morning, left a cute little note that said "Having breakfast with Robbie."

Jay Pritchett:
What the hell is she doing? He's half her age.

[Mitchell and Claire give Jay, who is standing with Gloria, weird looks]

Jay Pritchett:
Don't say it.

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