Modern Family2009

Claire Dunphy:
So, where is she? Where's Mom?

Jay Pritchett:
Yeah, let's get the weirdness over with.

Mitchell Pritchett:
Well, I thought she was coming with you.

Claire Dunphy:
Oh, no, no. I haven't seen Mom since, let's see... oh, she made out with my ex-boyfriend last night.

Jay Pritchett:
What?

Claire Dunphy:
Yeah.

Mitchell Pritchett:
No, my God!

Claire Dunphy:
Yeah, yeah. And then she took off with him, didn't come back to the house until after I was asleep. And then this morning, left a cute little note that said "Having breakfast with Robbie."

Jay Pritchett:
What the hell is she doing? He's half her age.

[Mitchell and Claire give Jay, who is standing with Gloria, weird looks]

Jay Pritchett:
Don't say it.