Modern Family

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Modern Family is an American television mockumentary family sitcom that premiered on ABC on September 23, 2009, which follows the lives of Jay Pritchett and his family, all of whom live in suburban Los Angeles. Pritchett's family includes his second… more »



Phil Dunphy:
Hey friend. You look like you had a rough day at the office.

Luke Dunphy:
The stress from my job at the Robot Assassin Factory is too much to take. Aw, shoot me an aspirin, pal.

Phil Dunphy:
Maybe someday. But until then, try this on for size. The real HeadScratcher features 32 patent pending nogginizers that gently massage your scalp. In a soothing purr of motorized delight.

Luke Dunphy:
Wow. It feels great, and it looks good too. It's a real life saver.

Phil Dunphy:
You mean, a real Head Scratcher?

Phil Dunphy, Luke Dunphy:
Hahahahahahhaha.

Phil Dunphy:
TM.

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