Modern Family2009

Alex Dunphy:
I can't believe it. I got a "B" on my paper.

Phil Dunphy:
Good for you.

Claire Dunphy:
Yeah.

Alex Dunphy:
No, it would be good for you. It's terrible for me. Thanks to your moldy encyclopedias, my take on mitosis was completely out of date. They don't even call it "protoplasm" anymore. It's "cytoplasm".

Claire Dunphy:
Well, you could have asked one of us.

Alex Dunphy:
Now you're making jokes?

Claire Dunphy:
I'm not making a joke.

Alex Dunphy:
Really? What's the difference between a gamete and a zygote?

[Claire is at a loss for words]

Phil Dunphy:
Don't fall for it, Claire. She's just making up words.