Monarch of the Glen2000

Archie:
[to Lexie, who is holding a frying-pan] Jokes are one thing; I can take as many as you throw down. But sabotage is another.

[she spins around to look at Duncan in amazement, realizing he was the one who put poison in Fleming's salmon, then turns back]

Archie:
This is probably meaningless, but what the hell: you're sacked.

Lexie:
[as he storms off] Archie!

Lexie:
[turns slowly to then advances on Duncan] Right - start talkin', slapbeat!

Duncan:
I did it for you, honest! To show I cared.

[in the dining room, Hector hears a metallic bang and Duncan's yell]

Duncan:
Ow!