Monarch of the Glen2000

Duncan McKay:
That man Xavier, he's looking for an heir to the Ballantine Estate. I saw his papers upstairs.

Archie:
And you just accidentally happened to read them? I asked you to fix his window, Duncan, not turn his room over.

Duncan McKay:
I couldn't help it. I saw the name. Ballantine. That's my granny's name.

Archie:
Oh, so that makes you Duke of the Highlands, I suppose?

Duncan McKay:
Maybe. Eventually.

Archie:
Well, before you head off to the palace, could I have the keys to the Land Rover, please?

Lexie McTavish:
Oh, they're in his other cloak. The one with the ermine collar.

Duncan McKay:
She needs new plugs, but you should be okay.

Archie:
Cheers.

Lexie McTavish:
I suppose from now on you'll be traveling in a sedan chair, borne by comely and compliant maidens.

Duncan McKay:
You volunteering?

Lexie McTavish:
You need to lose some weight first. Starting off with that fat head.

Duncan McKay:
Oh, go ahead. Mock.

Lexie McTavish:
Don't worry, I will.