Monarch of the Glen2000

Molly MacDonald:
Do you know, I had all three of my children in this house and hector managed, somehow, not to be here each and every time.

Hector:
I couldn't bear to see you suffer, all that thrashing about.

Molly MacDonald:
He was still in the Reserves, of course, when Jamie was born.

Hector:
Posted overseas.

Molly MacDonald:
Cheltenham. And then when you Lizzie came along, he and Kilwillie went off to the Royal Highland Show. Came back three days later, still roaring drunk with some kind of combine harvester.

Hector:
Massey Ferguson 340. Still in perfect working order.

Lizzie MacDonald:
I didn't think we did combine harvesting.

Archie MacDonald:
We don't.

Molly MacDonald:
And then with Archie, we did manage to keep him that time. Locked all the doors, battened down the hatches and then we found a rope ladder hanging down from the tower. Eventually got a phone call two days later from a B&B in, oh where was it again? Stromness.

Hector:
Ullapool, actually.

Molly MacDonald:
I'm not speaking to you.