Monarch of the Glen2000

Golly Mackenzie:
Hector used to favor the old Moroccan double, but his father before him preferred the MacIntosh shuffle.

Paul Bowman:
What are you on about?

Golly Mackenzie:
Well, you'll hardly want to take the shots yourself.

Paul Bowman:
Why not?

Golly Mackenzie:
You might lose. A man in your position can hardly leave a matter like this to chance.

Paul Bowman:
You mean cheat?

Golly Mackenzie:
Certainly not. Good grief, cheat. What I'm saying is, you pay my wages, I am your right hand man if you like. Why keep a dog and bark yourself? Especially if the dog is a fine shot and hidden in the bushes.

Paul Bowman:
Oh, that's the Moroccan double.

Golly Mackenzie:
Mmm hmm.

Paul Bowman:
No thanks, I'll take my own shots.

Golly Mackenzie:
That's a novel idea, though it flies in the face of MacDonald tradition.