Monty Python's Flying Circus1969

Mr Boniface:
["It's the Mind: A Weekly Magazine of Things Psychiatric"] Good evening. Tonight on "It's the Mind", we examine the phenomenon of d?j? vu, that strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before, that what is happening now has already happened tonight on "It's the Mind" we examine the phenomenon of d?j? vu, that strange feeling we sometimes get that we've... [looks puzzled] Anyway, tonight on "It's the Mind", we examine the phenomenon of d?j? vu, that strange - ["It's the Mind" opening titles again, then back to Mr Boniface, shaken] Good evening. Tonight on "It's the Mind", we examine the phenomenon of d?j? vu, that strange feeling we someti... mes get... that... we've lived through something - ["It's the Mind" opening titles again, then back to Mr Boniface, visibly shaken] Good... good evening. Tonight on "It's the Mind", we examine the phenomenon of d-d-d-d-d-d?j? v-v-v-v-v-vu. That extraordinary feeling... quite extraordinary... [trails off; the phone rings and he picks it up] No, fine thanks, fine. [a hand reaches in and sets a glass on the desk; Boniface drinks and the hand exits] Oh thank you. That strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before. [phone; he picks it up] No, fine thank you, fine. [hand comes in as before; he jumps] Thank you. That strange feeling we... [phone] No, fine thank you, fine. [hand with glass] Thank you. [jumps and yelps] Look, something's happening to me. I-I-um, I think I'd better go and see someone. Good night. [exits and boards the psychiatrist milk float outside]

Milkman:
Oi, haven't I seen you somewhere before?

Mr Boniface:
No, doctor, no. Something very funny's happening to me. ["It's the Mind" opening titles again, then back to Boniface in the studio, nervously biting his nails. He sees the camera, screams with terror, and runs outside to the float]

Milkman:
Oi, haven't I seen you somewhere before?

Mr Boniface:
No, doctor, no. Something very funny's happening to me. [a few minutes later, outside Dr Cream's office, Boniface jumps off and runs inside]

Dr Cream:
Ah, come in. Now what seems to be the matter?

Mr Boniface:
I have this terrible feeling of d?j? vu. [outside, he jumps off the float, looks about, puzzled, and runs inside]

Dr Cream:
Ah, come in. Now, what seems to be the matter?

Mr Boniface:
I have this terrible feeling of d?j? vu. [outside, he jumps off the float, more shaken, and runs in]

Dr Cream:
Ah, come in. Now what seems to be the matter?

Mr Boniface:
I have this terrible feeling of d?j? vu. [outside, he jumps off the float, looks about, scared, and runs inside as the show ends]