Monty Python's Flying Circus1969

High Court Judge #1:
Ooh I've 'ad such a morning in the High court. I could stamp me little feet the way those QCs carry on.

High Court Judge #2:
Don't I know it love.

High Court Judge #1:
Objection 'ere, objection there. And that nice policeman giving his evidence so well, lovely speaking voice. Anyway, in the end I just banged me little gavel.

High Court Judge #2:
You what love?

High Court Judge #1:
I banged me gavel. Did the 'ole silence in court bit. Ooh if looks could kill that prosecuting counsel would be in for 30 years. How did your summing up go?

High Court Judge #2:
I was quite pleased actually. I tried me butch voice. You know 'what the jury must understand' and I could see that foreman eying me.

High Court Judge #1:
Really?

High Court Judge #2:
Yes, cheeky devil!

High Court Judge #1:
Was 'e the tall one with the very big...

High Court Judge #2:
Anyway, I must finish. So I said 'the maximum punishment is barely suitable for their ghastly crimes' and I waggled my wig, just a little bit but it was a great effect.

High Court Judge #1:
Ooh I bet it was, like that time I wore the stripy robe in the magistrate's court.