Monty Python's Flying Circus1969

Second Interviewer:
Stig, I've been told that Dinsdale Pyranna nailed your head to the floor.

Stig O'Tracey:
No! No never, never. He was a smashing bloke. He used to give his mother flowers and that. He was like a brother to me.

Second Interviewer:
But the police had film of Dinsdale actually nailing your head to the floor.

Stig O'Tracey:
Oh yeah, well he did that, yeah.

Second Interviewer:
Why?

Stig O'Tracey:
Well he had to, didn't he? I mean be fair, there was nothing else he could do. I mean I had transgressed the unwritten law.

Second Interviewer:
What had you done?

Stig O'Tracey:
Uh... well he never told me that. But he gave me his word it was the case, and that's good enough for me with old Dinsy. I mean he didn't *want* to nail my head to the floor, I had to insist. He wanted to let me off. There's nothing Dinsdale wouldn't do for you.