Monty Python's Flying Circus1969

Storytime presenter:
Hello children, hello. Here is this morning's story. Are you ready? Then we'll being.

[opens book]

Storytime presenter:
One day, Ricky the Magic Pixie went to visit Daisy Bumble in her tumbled down cottage. He foud her in the bedroom. Roughly he grabbed her heaving shoulders pulling her down onto the bed and ripping off her...

[shocked, skips ahead a few pages]

Storytime presenter:
Old Nick, the sea captain, was a rough, tough, jolly sort of fellow. He loved the life of the sea, and he loved to hang out down by the pier where the men dressed as ladies...

[reads silently to himself until he's poked by the stick]

Storytime presenter:
OH! Uh... Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky Shop in the foot of the magic oak tree by the wobbly dum-dum bush in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. There he sold contraceptives... contraceptives?

[skips ahead]

Storytime presenter:
Discipline?

[and again]

Storytime presenter:
Naked... with a melon?