Monty Python's Flying Circus

     

Monty Python's Flying Circus1969

Director: Ian MacNaughton
Genre: Comedy
And now for something completely different -- and how. The brainy members of the Python troupe present sketches from the absurd to the obscure, and milk humor out of anything they come across. Just mention the "Dead Parrot" sketch, the &qu… more »


Interviewer:
Good evening. I have with me in the studio tonight one of the country's leading skin specialists, Raymond Luxury Yacht.

Raymond Luxury Yacht:
That's not my name!

Interviewer:
[tries literal pronunciation] I'm sorry; Raymond Luxury Yatscht.

Raymond Luxury Yacht:
No no no, it's spelled, "Raymond Luxury Yacht," but it's pronounced, "Throat Warbler Mangrove".

Interviewer:
You are a very silly man, and I'm not going to interview you.

Raymond Luxury Yacht:
Ah, ha! Anti-Semitism!

Interviewer:
Not at all. It's not even a proper nose.

[the Interviewer removes Raymond's nose]

Interviewer:
It's polystyrine.

Raymond Luxury Yacht:
Give me my nose back!

Interviewer:
You can collect it at reception. Now go away.

Raymond Luxury Yacht:
I want to be on television!

Interviewer:
Well you can't.

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