Monty Python's Flying Circus1969

Inspector Praline:
Mr. Milton, you are sole proprietor and owner of the Whizzo Chocolate Company?

Mr. Milton:
I am.

Inspector Praline:
Superintendent Parrot and I are from the hygiene squad. We want to have a word with you about your box of chocolates entitled the "Whizzo Quality Assortment."

Mr. Milton:
Ah, yes.

Inspector Praline:
If I may begin at the beginning. First there is the "Cherry Fondue." This is extremely nasty, but we can't prosecute you for that.

Mr. Milton:
Agreed.

Inspector Praline:
Next, we have number four - "Crunchy Frog."

Mr. Milton:
Ah, yes.

Inspector Praline:
Am I right in thinking there's a real frog in here?

Mr. Milton:
Yes, a little one.

Inspector Praline:
What sort of frog?

Mr. Milton:
A dead frog.