Monty Python's Flying Circus1969

Judge:
[Very impatient] Well let's get a move-on. I've got a Gay Lib meeting at six o' clock. Superintendent, will you please read the charge?

Superintendent:
Is a charge strictly necessary, m'lud?

Judge:
[Heavy aside] The press is here...

Superintendent:
Oh! Sorry... Right, you are hereby charged: One, that you did conspire to publicize a North London borough in the course of a BBC saga; two, that you were willfully and persistently a foreigner; three, that you conspired to do things not normally considered illegal; four, that you were caught in possession of an offensive weapon, viz. the big brown table down at the police station.

Judge:
The big brown table down at the police station?

Superintendent:
It was the best we could find, m'lud. And five, all together now...

All:
Assaulting a police officer!