Monty Python's Flying Circus1969

Biggles:
[dictating] Dear King Harkoff.

Secretary:
Of Norway, is that?

Biggles:
Just put down what I say.

Secretary:
Do I put *that* down.

Biggles:
Of course you don't put that down!

Secretary:
Well, what about *that*?

Biggles:
Look, don't put that down, just put down - wait a minute, wait a minute - now when I've got these antlers on I *am* dictating, and when I take them off I'm *not* dictating.

Secretary:
[typing] I'm - not - dictating.

Biggles:
What? [putting the antlers back on] Read that back.

Secretary:
Dear King Harkoff, I'm not dictating. What?

Biggles:
No, no, no, no, no, you loopy brothel inmate!