Monty Python's Flying Circus1969

Michael Miles:
And could we have the next contender, please? Ha ha ha... Good evening, madam, and your name is?

Mrs. Scum:
Yes, yes!

Michael Miles:
And what's your name?

Mrs. Scum:
I go to church regularly.

Michael Miles:
Jolly good, I see, and which prize do you have particular eyes on this evening?

Mrs. Scum:
I'd like the blow on the head.

Michael Miles:
The blow on the head.

Mrs. Scum:
Just there.

[pats her head]

Michael Miles:
Jolly good. Well, your first question for the blow on the head this evening is - what great opponent of Cartesian dualism resists the reduction of psychological phenomena to a physical state?

Mrs. Scum:
I don't know that!

Michael Miles:
Well, have a guess.

Mrs. Scum:
Henri Bergson?

Michael Miles:
Is the correct answer!

Mrs. Scum:
Ooh, that was lucky. I never even heard of him.

Michael Miles:
Jolly good.

Mrs. Scum:
I don't like darkies!

Michael Miles:
Ha ha ha! Who does! And now your second question for the blow on the head is - what is the main food that penguins eat?

Mrs. Scum:
Pork luncheon meat?

Michael Miles:
No.

Mrs. Scum:
[thinks] Spam?

Michael Miles:
No, no, no. What do penguins eat? Penguins.

Mrs. Scum:
Penguins?

Michael Miles:
Yes.

Mrs. Scum:
I 'ate penguins!