Monty Python's Flying Circus1969

Inspector Thompson's Gazelle:
Now I'm 'arrestin' this entire show on three counts: One, acts of self-conscious behavior contrary to the "Not in front of the children' Act, Two, always saying "It's so-and-so of the Yard" every time the fuzz arrives and, Three, and this is the cruncher, offences against the "Getting Out of Sketches Without Using a Proper Punchline Act" Act, Four, namely, simply ending every bleedin' sketch by just having a policeman come in and... wait a minute.