Monty Python's Flying Circus1969

Voice Over:
In this film we hope to show how not to be seen. This is Mr. E.R. Bradshaw of Napier Court, Black Lion Road London SE5. He can not be seen. Now I am going to ask him to stand up. Mr. Bradshaw will you stand up please. [In the distance Mr Bradshaw stands up. There is a loud gunshot as Mr Bradshaw is shot in the stomach. He crumples to the ground]

Voice Over:
This demonstrates the value of not being seen. [Cut to another location - an empty area of scrubland]

Voice Over:
Voice Over: In this picture we cannot see Mrs. B.J. Smegma of 13, The Cresent, Belmont. Mrs Smegma will you stand up please. [to the right of the area Mrs Smegma stands up. A gunshot rings out, and Mrs. Smegma leaps into the air, and falls to the ground dead] [Cut to another area, however this time there is a bush in the middle]

Voice Over:
Voice Over: This is Mr Nesbitt of Harlow New Town. Mr Nesbit would you stand up please. [after a pause - nothing happens]

Voice Over:
Mr Nesbitt has learned the value of not being seen. However he has chosen a very obvious piece of cover. [the bush explodes and you hear a muffled scream]