Roman Holiday1953

Joe Bradley:
How much would a real interview with this dame be worth?

Mr. Hennessey:
Are you referring to Her Highness?

Joe Bradley:
I'm not referring to Annie Oakley, Dorothy Lamour, or Madame... How much?

Mr. Hennessey:
What do you care? You've got about as much chance...

Joe Bradley:
I know, but if I did? How much would it be worth?

Mr. Hennessey:
Oh, just a plain talk on world issues, it would probably be worth two hundred and fifty. Her views on clothes, of course, would be worth a lot more, maybe a thousand... dollars.

Joe Bradley:
I'm talking about her views on everything!... The private and secret longings of a Princess. Her innermost thoughts as revealed to your own correspondent in a private, personal, exclusive interview. (His boss' mouth drops, awe-struck by the thought) Can't use it, huh? I didn't think you'd like it.

Mr. Hennessey:
Come here! Love angle too, I suppose.

Joe Bradley:
Practically all love angle.

Mr. Hennessey:
With pictures.

Joe Bradley:
Could be. How much?

Mr. Hennessey:
That particular story will be worth five grand to any news service...

Joe Bradley:
...You said five grand? I want you to shake on that.