Moonlight2007

Interviewer:
Mick St. John. Thank you for joining us tonight.

Mick St. John:
You're welcome.

Interviewer:
So, what's it like being a vampire?

Mick St. John:
Being a vampire sucks. It's a bad joke I know, but it's the truth.

Interviewer:
So you drink blood?

Mick St. John:
Why? You offering? I'm just kidding. Yeah, I- I have a guy.

Interviewer:
You mean like a dealer?

Mick St. John:
Yeah, like a dealer.

Mick St. John:
So you never bite anybody?

Mick St. John:
No. No. Unless they really ask for it.

Interviewer:
You sleep in a coffin?

Mick St. John:
No. That's an old wives tale. I sleep in a freezer. And while we're on the subject: garlic is tasty on pizza.

Interviewer:
Does it repel you?

Mick St. John:
Repels my dates, sometimes. Toss holy water on me I get wet. Crucifixes? Ok, if you like that kind of thing. Oh, and I definitely can't turn into a bat. That'd be cool though, wouldn't it?

Interviewer:
What about daylight?

Mick St. John:
Daylight's not good. Daylight's not good. The longer I'm in the sun, the worse I feel.

Interviewer:
But you don't burst into flames?

Mick St. John:
Not if I can help it.

Interviewer:
How do you kill a vampire? Wooden stake I'm guessing.

Mick St. John:
No. A wooden stake won't kill a vampire. Flamethrower, would kill a vampire. Or we can lose our head. I mean, literally. Other than that we heal.

Interviewer:
You seem like a very nice guy. But don't most vampires kill people?

Mick St. John:
Most vampires don't have boundaries or rules, but I do. I don't hunt women and I don't hunt children. I don't hunt innocents. But there's predators out there that need to be dealt with.

Interviewer:
Is that why you became a private investigator?

Mick St. John:
It's a way to use my special abilities.