Mork & Mindy1978

Louise Bailey:
[in a jail cell with Mindy] Funny the way things happen. I'm in here because of a silly old parking meter.

Mindy McConnell:
You're kidding!

Louise Bailey:
No, I went into a hardware store and when I came out, *there* was a policeman writing me a ticket.

Mindy McConnell:
I don't believe it, they threw you in jail for a parking ticket.

Louise Bailey:
Well, in a roundabout way. You see when I put the shovel in the trunk, Walter's arm fell out.

Mindy McConnell:
Who's Walter?

Louise Bailey:
My husband.

Mindy McConnell:
What was he doing in the trunk?

Louise Bailey:
Not much... he was dead. I warned him about his snoring for years but he just wouldn't believe me. So last night I took a pair of my very best pantyhose, and I wrapped them around his neck... real tight. You know it was the first good night's sleep I've had in 31 years.

Mindy McConnell:
[Mindy gets up and walks across to the other side of the cell] Well, you look well rested.

Louise Bailey:
You don't snore, do you, dear?