Romancing the Stone1984

Ira:
Of all the things you could say to me right now, 'I lost her,' Ralph, is gonna get the most teeth broken in your mouth.

Ralph:
Look bullethead. If they're hiking through the jungle there's nothing I can do about it. I have a car. I am not Tarzan. I have been through every one-horse shithole for a two-hundred mile radius. You should have seen the river I had to traverse this morning. So don't give me any of your crap, you gutless wonder. You have been an embarrasment to our family ever since the day you were born! And let me tell you something else, Ira...

Ralph:
You are luckiest son of a b*tch that ever walked the face of the earth! She's here!

Ira:
She's there!

Ralph:
She's right here! She's walking towards the phone. She's with some guy. How do I know? She likes guys! So do you, maricon!