Mr. Show with Bob and David

Mr. Show with Bob and David1995

Mr. Show with Bob and David, also known as Mr. Show, is an American sketch comedy series starring and hosted by Bob Odenkirk and David Cross. It aired on HBO from November 3, 1995, to December 28, 1998. Cross and Odenkirk introduced most episodes as… more »



"Keith" the U.S. Customs guy:
Where you coming from?

Nervous American returning from Amsterdam:
I was in Italy and then I took a balloon up my ass to Spain.

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