Mr. Show with Bob and David1995

Tom Kenny:
Now let's knock these other ones out, Voice-over King, before we go to lunch, okay?

Bob:
All right. [reads copy into mike] To win, you must be 18 and come in first place.

Tom Kenny:
Great. Moving on.

Bob:
Offer expires... nnnnow.

Tom Kenny:
Zippidy-doo-dah! Next.

Bob:
Not be confused with the disease cancer.

Tom Kenny:
Zippidy-a. Movin' on.

Bob:
Harvard's Memory Loss Clinic: established in 1952, 1967, and for the first time in 1981.

Tom Kenny:
That was a good one, Bob. We're gonna do that disclaimer about the John Tesh album. You got that? Should be on the page there, Bob.

Bob:
Not suitable for any living thing.

Tom Kenny:
That Red Rocks thing is awful. Moving on.

Bob:
Mr. Pickle's Fun Time Abortion Clinics: We'll bring out the kid in ya.