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Don John:
But then Claudio joins, and suddenly everyone's all "Ooh Claudio, you're such a natrual talent" and "Ooh Claudio, your skin is so soft and perfect" and "Ooh Claudio, let me have your stupid babies." Ugh, who cares if he writes his own music and plays nine instruments and is a charming, selfless humanitarian? Was he here when we were cutting the EP and playing every dive bar in Padua? No! He was too busy "volunteering" in "Tazmania."