Murder in Suburbia2004

[Scribbs has been to a clothing consultant]

Scribbs:
They look at your hair and your skin tone, and decide what colour your clothes should be.

Ash:
So what did they say about you?

Scribbs:
That I was an "autumn" - that I look best wearing subdued tones.

Ash:
Subdued?

Scribbs:
Tones. Apparently bright colours don't suit me. The mistake I made was dressing as a "summer". Which is why I've been attracting the wrong kind of men.

Ash:
So you're saying the right kind of man's attracted to a woman in a mushroom-brown outfit?

Scribbs:
D'you think I look a bit...?

Ash:
No, Scribbs, you look fine. You look absolutely fine.

Scribbs:
Honest?

Ash:
Well, actually...

Scribbs:
Truth.

Ash:
You look like a fungus!