My Boys2006

[the guys compare old injuries]

Jack Newman:
Scar right there. See?

P.J. Franklin:
Oh, look, it's little Bobby teeth marks.

Jack Newman:
Well, he was twenty-two.

Bobby Newman:
Okay, okay, what about this one? Do you remember that? Your archery set?

George Newman:
Ooo.

Mike Callahan:
Dude, that's nothing.

Mike Callahan:
[pointing to his upper lip] Hockey stick.

Kenny Morittori:
[pointing to his forehead] Mm-mm. Beer bottle.

Brendan Dorff:
[pointing to his heart] Mm. Wendy.

Mike Callahan:
Aw, man, you made it real.