My Boys2006

Bobby Newman:
[about his dating PJ] So, I should tell the guys.

P.J. Franklin:
No. No. No.

Bobby Newman:
Why not?

P.J. Franklin:
They're like a school of piranhas, right? No, they will take the baby deer that is our relationship and they will tear it to bits.

Bobby Newman:
What is a baby deer doing in the Amazon?

P.J. Franklin:
Lost its way?

Bobby Newman:
Okay.

P.J. Franklin:
See, the point is that they will tease us mercilessly.

Bobby Newman:
Come on, they're not that bad.

P.J. Franklin:
Brendan - he finally gets his dream job, right? - and they treat him like he showed up to class in his underpants.

Bobby Newman:
Okay, that is true, but to be honest with you, watching Brando pore over blueprints is like... like watching a bear try to fold a map. It... Wow, I'm doing it, too!

P.J. Franklin:
You see?

Bobby Newman:
What have they done to me?

P.J. Franklin:
I don't know. You used to be so nice.

Bobby Newman:
Man, it's like I want to support Brendan, I just... don't remember how.

P.J. Franklin:
And, they will be relentless. I mean, they will mock us until we break up, and then they will mock us for that.

Bobby Newman:
You're right. You're absolutely right. But they know you're dating somebody, so how do we handle that?

P.J. Franklin:
Well, they don't really have the longest attention span. I mean, I'm sure right now they're wondering who would win in a fight, a badger or a raccoon.

Bobby Newman:
Which is ridiculous because obviously it would be a badger. And why are there so many animals in this conversation?