My Family2000

Ben:
[grabs Michael on the neck from behind] Right, gotcha!

Michael:
How long have you been waiting there?

Ben:
Hours. Where's my ?60?

Michael:
I put it in the bank.

Ben:
At this time of night?

Michael:
Erm... I did it online.

Ben:
[looking puzzled] I gave you cash!

Michael:
It's got a holographic modem.

Ben:
What's that?

Michael:
Well... you scan the bank notes into the feeder slot, which then converts them into cyber-pennies... which, then transmatterates them directly into my account.

Ben:
Well, transmatterate them back.

Michael:
Erm... you can't do it twice. They'll disintegrate.

Ben:
Come on! You can't fool me! I'm not your mother! If you can transmatterate them one way, you can transmatterate them back! Now, where's my cash?