My Family2000

[last lines]

Ben Harper:
What are you doing? It's 6:30. Isn't it a little early to be ruining my day?

Brigitte McKay:
I've lost my keys to the surgery.

Ben Harper:
Have you tried searching for them?

Brigitte McKay:
I've tried everything. I've prayed for them, I've asked my spirit guide for them, I've phoned the LPPN - Lost Property Psychic Network. I've even used astral projection and searched three different time zones. Nothing.

Ben Harper:
[pause] Have you checked your handbag?

Brigitte McKay:
[Brigitte looks in her handbag and finds the keys] Here they are!

Ben Harper:
Funny, isn't it? It's always the last place you look?

Brigitte McKay:
Thank you, Mr. Harper. With friends like you, who needs animals?

Ben Harper:
Enemies. With friends like me, who needs enemies?

Brigitte McKay:
Don't be silly, Mr. Harper. Nobody needs enemies. That's like saying who needs mosquitoes. Although in a way, mosquitoes are animals, so I suppose we do need them.

Ben Harper:
Brigitte?

Brigitte McKay:
Yeah?

Ben Harper:
Take the day off.