My Family2000

Ben:
So this is where it begins. Holiday Hell.

Susan:
What is the matter with you?

Ben:
I don't know, Susan. Maybe it was the five year-old who kicked the back of my seat all the way from Gatwick. Or perhaps it was the rude, aggressive taxi driver who grossly overcharged us for a series of hair-raising, death-defying experiences. Oh, no. I know. I know what it was. Of course. It was the airline. [Angrily] They've lost my suitcase.