My Family

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My Family is a British sitcom created and initially co-written by Fred Barron, which was produced by DLT Entertainment and Rude Boy Productions, and broadcast by BBC One for eleven series between 2000 and 2011, with Christmas specials broadcast from… more »



[Nick is trying to chat up the much-pierced hotel maid]

Nick:
So what do you do?

Rita:
I work in a hotel.

Nick:
You work in a hotel, I stay in a hotel. We got a lot in common. How high up does that tattoo go?

Rita:
None of your business.

Nick:
Oh, well, it is actually, 'cause I'm a professional tattoo artist. I'm here for the tattoo convention.

Rita:
Oh yeah? So how come you don't have any tattoos?

Nick:
But I do. I just don't use ink. I'm just in it for the pain.

Rita:
All right! So you like a bit of S&M? B&D?

Nick:
Oh, S&M, B&D, Q, LMNOP, all the letters.

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